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Hey, Calvin.

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What are you looking for?

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The newspaper.

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That new paperboy hasn't
hit my porch once

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since he started.

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The closest he got was my truck.

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And I was driving down
the street at the time.

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That's funny.

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I found one right on my
doorstep this morning,

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and I don't even get the paper.

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Give me a dollar or
give me my paper, Dave.

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Okay, but spoiler alert:

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I read your horoscope,
and today's gonna be

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a good day for romance.

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It already was.

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Tina woke me up early this morning.

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Hey, Calvin.

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Hey, Gemma, what are you doing home?

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I had to come back to change.

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My PE teacher didn't show up again,

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so I had to cover dodgeball for him.

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Oh, that's a relief.

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I thought you had got
jumped into a gang.

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I don't know what I've got to do

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to get through to Coach McCluskey.

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I keep warning him,

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but he's always got some excuse.

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His mother died twice, and
then she was in a coma.

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You know, if it were me, I
would just sit him down,

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I would put my hand on his shoulder,

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and I would gently say...

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"Your ass if fired."

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But that's so extreme.

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I just keep hoping I
can figure out a way

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to get him to shape up.

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Yeah. I keep hoping N.W.A
will get back together,

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but Dr. Dre just keeps
selling headphones.

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Calvin, found your paper.

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You didn't read it in
the bathroom, did you?

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I'm gonna go get you a dollar.

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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Do you think Calvin's right?

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Should I fire Coach McCluskey?

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Ooh, hold on. Uh, is this
one of those situations

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where you really want
to hear what I think,

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or you just want me to support you?

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I absolutely want to
hear what you think.

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Okay, well, then...

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I definitely think you should fire him.

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But he's been there for years!

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But not before you give him
at least one more chance.

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- And make me look like a weak leader?
- No.

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I mean, yes. I mean...

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I mean, your hair looks great.

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Dave, I'm serious.

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This has been weighing on me all day.

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All right, look, I wish
that I could help you,

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but this is a decision
that only you can make.

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And whatever it is, I know it's gonna

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be the right one.

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You're right.

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I'm the boss. It's my decision.

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McCluskey has to go.

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There. I feel better already.

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Are you talking about Coach McCluskey?

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He's the best.

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Really? You think so?

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Yeah. He takes naps and
lets us watch movies.

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One of them even showed a butt.

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On the other hand, this
guy sounds pretty cool.

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Pop, are you gonna stand there all day

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waiting on the paperboy?

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If that's what it takes.

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I'm not moving a damn
inch till I give this kid

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a piece of my mind.

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Who wants pancakes?

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Oh, I could eat.

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Well, I'll take some pancakes, too.

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Oh, and I'll take two
years of back rent.

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I'm... You're on lookout duty.

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Yeah.

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- Oh, hey, Gemma.
- Hey.

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Oh, hey. It's 7:30 in the morning.

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Is everything okay?

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Everything's fine.

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I just decided Calvin was right.

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I'm gonna fire McCluskey today.

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Ah, good for you.

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You should've fired that fool the
second time his mother died.

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Right, Calvin?

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I'm sorry, I didn't hear anything

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after "Calvin was right."

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It's just, I've never fired
anyone before, and I was hoping

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maybe you could give me some advice.

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Oh, you came to the right place.

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Calvin loves firing people.

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Yep, it's true. Pops once fired a dude

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on the guy's wedding day.

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And I was his best man.

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So what's the best way to do it?

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What you got to do is stay calm,

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confident and professional.

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The last thing you want
to do is go personal.

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Wrong.

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Look, this dude has been
messing with your life, right?

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Making you look bad.

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You want to rip his throat out.

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And you want to do it
in front of people.

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For example,

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his wedding party.

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- Calvin!
- What?

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Look, it sends a message.

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And if it goes sideways,

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knock the cake over for a diversion.

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Gemma, things are not gonna go sideways.

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Oh, it went sideways back in the day,

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when you got fired from Pizza Hut.

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That was different.

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If Todd didn't want his finger broken,

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he shouldn't have been
pointing it in my face!

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You getting all this
great advice, Gemma?

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I think so.

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Rip his throat out, knock over a cake,

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and don't point my finger in his face.

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Sounds like you're good to go.

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Hey, morning, Dad.

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What are you doing here, Marty?

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Do I need a reason?

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Okay, can't a son just stop by

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and show some love to the two people

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that gave him life?

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Your mama made your lunch again.

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It's turkey melt Tuesday.

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I came out second, but
I'm first in her heart.

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Oh, here he comes, right here.

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Uh, here who comes?

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That sorry-ass paperboy.

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I'm about to make him
cry harder than you did

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when Malcolm told you you
were adopted.

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That wasn't Malcolm, Dad. That was you.

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That does sound
like me, doesn't it?

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Hold... Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, slow down.

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Hey, turn that bike
around and get back here.

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I need to talk to you right now.

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Marty, I want you to
film this for YouTube.

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I want to show the world it's
still okay to yell at kids.

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All right, take that
helmet off, young man,

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while I talk to you.

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See, that's the problem...
Y'all have no re...

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spect.

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Sorry, sir. What were you saying?

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Oh!

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I... I was saying... I was saying...

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I was... I was saying...

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I was saying you are doing a great job.

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Yes, you are.

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Hey, so, keep up the good work.

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Thanks, mister. Got to
go finish my route.

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Okay, you do that.

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All right, and put your helmet on.

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All right, remember, safety first.

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And got it.

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Erase that right now, boy.
Erase that, now.

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Hey, man. I don't have to listen to you.

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You're not my father.

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You wanted
to see me, Johnson?

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Yes, Coach McCluskey.
Please have a seat.

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Mmm. You get at some
of this banana bread

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from the teachers' lounge?

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- Uh, no, I didn't.
- Oh, here.

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Finish mine. It's my third piece anyway.

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That's very thoughtful of you.

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Is there anything else?

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Uh, yeah. A lot else.

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I've asked you to come in

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because we've talked
about you being late,

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and I've given you several warnings.

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And I've heard each and
every one of them,

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which is why I made sure to get back

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on the right track. And field.

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But have you?

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I mean, weren't you late on Friday?

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My alarm clock broke.

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And then again yesterday?

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Dog stuff.

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This meeting?

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I was getting you the banana bread.

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Look, I've given you more
than enough chances.

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I'm sorry, but... I'm afraid
I'm gonna have to let you go.

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What? You're firing me? Why?

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Literally everything I just said.

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Does the board of
trustees know about this?

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Because I play golf with half of them,

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and I always let them win.

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Doesn't matter.

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This is my decision to
make, and it's final.

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Okay. Fine.

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But can I say something before I leave?

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Go ahead.

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You're a terrible principal.

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Excuse me?

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You heard me.

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You're a joke,
and everybody knows it.

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The only reason why you got this job

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is because it made them look good

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to hire a woman.

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Oh... and also...

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this.

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Yeah, well...

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joke's on you, 'cause I'm
still gonna eat this!

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So?

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How'd it go?

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Great. I sat him down,

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I looked him right in the eye,

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and I did what I had to do.

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I even celebrated afterwards
with a little banana bread.

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I'm so proud of you, and so hoping

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that you brought home a little.

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Oh, Dave, I feel so terrible.

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O-Okay.

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Okay. Okay. It's okay.

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Look... I wouldn't have
saved any for you, either.

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Ooh, hey, Gemma, if you
don't get up soon,

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you're gonna be late for work.

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I'm not going in today. I'm sick.

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Really? Or are you just
pretending to be sick

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because you're still upset about
what McCluskey said yesterday?

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I'm sick.

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See?

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Okay.

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This is not the way to handle this.

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Why not? Grover fakes it.

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And so did you when Mission:
Impossible 6came out.

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That was a legitimate sick day,
because that movie was sick.

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What if McCluskey's right?

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What if the only reason they did hire me

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is because I'm a woman?

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Maybe I'm not tough enough.

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Are you kidding?

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Gemma, you've gotten test scores up

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and increased parent participation.

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If the Mission: Impossibleteam
needed a school principal,

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they'd choose you.

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If you chose to accept it.

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I appreciate you trying
to make me feel better,

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but I'm worried everyone
thinks I'm a joke.

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McCluskey only said that

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because you had just fired him.

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What'd you think he was
gonna do, give you a hug?

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No, but if he needed one, I
would've given it to him.

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Okay... this is what we're gonna do.

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We're gonna get up, we're
gonna take a shower,

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we're gonna get dressed,

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and we're gonna show up to that school

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with our head held high.

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- Ugh, come on.
- Ugh, okay.

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There we go.

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That's the strong woman I married.

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You're not coming out of there, are you?

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Nope.

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Roast beef on rye. See,
that's a man's lunch.

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Wait, no juice box?

263
00:11:01,951 --> 00:11:04,846
Hey, Pop, since when do you
read the news on an iPad?

264
00:11:05,228 --> 00:11:07,799
Since I still can't find my newspaper.

265
00:11:08,179 --> 00:11:09,393
Oh, so what'd you do,

266
00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:10,947
lay into that little
dude so hard yesterday

267
00:11:10,972 --> 00:11:12,670
you scared him off for good?

268
00:11:13,013 --> 00:11:15,733
Yeah, Pop, tell him all
about the big beat-down.

269
00:11:18,362 --> 00:11:21,669
I decided to handle
things a different way.

270
00:11:21,694 --> 00:11:23,173
You know, be the bigger man.

271
00:11:24,187 --> 00:11:25,971
You mean the only man.

272
00:11:28,191 --> 00:11:30,149
You know, I'm starting
to feel a lot less bad

273
00:11:30,193 --> 00:11:32,066
about taking your juice box.

274
00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:35,910
Wait. So what's the deal, Pop?

275
00:11:35,935 --> 00:11:37,747
Why couldn't you lay down the law?

276
00:11:38,106 --> 00:11:42,567
Well, the paperboy turned
out to be a papergirl.

277
00:11:43,247 --> 00:11:44,591
Yeah, you should've seen him, man.

278
00:11:44,615 --> 00:11:47,328
Dad went from thug life to hug life.

279
00:11:50,136 --> 00:11:51,524
Wait, I get it.

280
00:11:51,549 --> 00:11:54,607
You couldn't reprimand her
because she's a female.

281
00:11:54,858 --> 00:11:58,066
Look, I don't want to
make a little girl cry.

282
00:11:58,182 --> 00:12:00,505
I mean, what kind of
monster do you think I am?

283
00:12:00,705 --> 00:12:02,567
I don't know. The kind that
would make his son cry

284
00:12:02,592 --> 00:12:04,107
by telling him he was adopted.

285
00:12:04,231 --> 00:12:05,941
But that was funny, though.

286
00:12:08,682 --> 00:12:10,101
Pop, Pop.

287
00:12:10,126 --> 00:12:12,109
Don't you see that by
treating her differently,

288
00:12:12,134 --> 00:12:15,024
you're actually creating a
double-standard which is sexist?

289
00:12:15,387 --> 00:12:16,857
Sexist? Yep.

290
00:12:17,032 --> 00:12:19,440
It's called "being a gentleman,"

291
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,781
which, I understand,
may be completely lost

292
00:12:21,806 --> 00:12:23,116
on your generation.

293
00:12:23,141 --> 00:12:24,899
I mean, when I was your age,

294
00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:29,523
we held ladies' doors, we
pulled out their chairs...

295
00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:31,577
You made sure they couldn't vote.

296
00:12:31,602 --> 00:12:33,430
My man.

297
00:12:36,653 --> 00:12:39,236
Let's just say we're from
two different times.

298
00:12:39,346 --> 00:12:41,023
All right? Back in the day,

299
00:12:41,048 --> 00:12:43,877
women were women, and men were men.

300
00:12:48,025 --> 00:12:50,398
Mmm, red.

301
00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:56,428
Hey, Tina. Hi.

302
00:12:56,453 --> 00:12:57,981
Can I ask you a question?

303
00:12:58,006 --> 00:13:00,854
Gem is really beating herself up
about what happened at school.

304
00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:02,274
She didn't even go to work today.

305
00:13:02,299 --> 00:13:04,002
Oh, my God. What happened?

306
00:13:04,027 --> 00:13:06,025
Coach McCluskey told her
that the only reason

307
00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:08,205
she got the job was
because she was a woman.

308
00:13:08,230 --> 00:13:10,190
Typical.

309
00:13:10,239 --> 00:13:13,136
Weak, little man threatened
by a woman in power.

310
00:13:13,161 --> 00:13:16,065
Mm. It's Pizza Hut all over again.

311
00:13:17,917 --> 00:13:19,876
Well, I-I don't know why,

312
00:13:19,901 --> 00:13:22,541
but for whatever reason,
she's believing this loser.

313
00:13:22,566 --> 00:13:24,994
You men just don't get it.

314
00:13:25,158 --> 00:13:26,267
In the working world,

315
00:13:26,292 --> 00:13:28,697
women are always made to feel less than.

316
00:13:28,922 --> 00:13:31,189
So, even if a jerk says
something that isn't true,

317
00:13:31,214 --> 00:13:33,275
you can't help but doubt yourself.

318
00:13:33,614 --> 00:13:37,103
Just makes me want to snip
some sense into y'all.

319
00:13:38,536 --> 00:13:40,669
Okay, well, how can I fix this for her?

320
00:13:40,712 --> 00:13:42,142
What... what, do I beat up McCluskey?

321
00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:45,158
Please, Dave,
that won't fix anything.

322
00:13:45,183 --> 00:13:47,524
Oh, thank God, 'cause that guy's huge.

323
00:13:48,291 --> 00:13:51,525
You know, Dave, what you can do

324
00:13:51,550 --> 00:13:53,111
is figure out a way to remind her

325
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:54,713
of how strong and capable she is,

326
00:13:54,738 --> 00:13:56,305
and that she knows what she's doing.

327
00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:58,720
I mean, don't you do stuff
like this at your job?

328
00:13:58,832 --> 00:14:01,236
Well, yeah. Sure, there are
aspects of corporate consulting

329
00:14:01,261 --> 00:14:03,088
where I use team building
to motivate CEOs

330
00:14:03,113 --> 00:14:04,127
and their employee...

331
00:14:04,152 --> 00:14:06,399
Right, right, right, right, all of that.

332
00:14:06,941 --> 00:14:08,690
You know what? Actually...

333
00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:10,181
I just got an idea.

334
00:14:10,206 --> 00:14:11,627
Oh, Dave. Dave, Dave, Dave.

335
00:14:11,652 --> 00:14:14,106
You're not gonna show
her one of those silly

336
00:14:14,131 --> 00:14:15,447
Mission: Impossiblemovies

337
00:14:15,472 --> 00:14:17,256
that you're always talking about, right?

338
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,774
I'm gonna come up with another idea.

339
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,691
A rock-climbing gym?

340
00:14:27,028 --> 00:14:29,431
You told me we were going
to get frozen yogurt.

341
00:14:29,586 --> 00:14:31,080
And we will.

342
00:14:31,105 --> 00:14:33,774
But first, I need to remind
you of your own strength.

343
00:14:34,394 --> 00:14:36,291
Well, it's taking a lot of strength

344
00:14:36,316 --> 00:14:38,002
for me to not freak out right now.

345
00:14:38,027 --> 00:14:39,822
I was promised Froyo, Dave.

346
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:43,649
Look, Gemma, I know that you're
doubting yourself at work.

347
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,275
And when you're up on that wall,
you're probably gonna doubt

348
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:47,603
whether you can make it to the top,

349
00:14:47,628 --> 00:14:49,455
but once you do,

350
00:14:49,599 --> 00:14:51,427
the next time you doubt yourself,

351
00:14:51,452 --> 00:14:53,941
you're gonna think back to
this, and you're gonna say,

352
00:14:53,966 --> 00:14:57,524
"Damn, I have
an awesome husband."

353
00:15:00,823 --> 00:15:02,564
Hey, guys.

354
00:15:02,791 --> 00:15:04,603
Whoa, Calvin, you look great.

355
00:15:04,628 --> 00:15:05,803
Rocking that harness.

356
00:15:05,997 --> 00:15:09,132
Well, this harness is chafing my rocks.

357
00:15:10,015 --> 00:15:11,886
Wait. What are you guys doing here?

358
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,358
Tina told me we were
getting frozen yogurt.

359
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:18,674
We will all go out to frozen yogurt

360
00:15:18,763 --> 00:15:21,023
right after Gemma
conquers this mountain.

361
00:15:21,244 --> 00:15:22,332
Your treat.

362
00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:24,116
Yes, it's my treat.

363
00:15:25,645 --> 00:15:27,951
Dave, I really don't
feel like doing this.

364
00:15:27,976 --> 00:15:29,398
Can we please just leave?

365
00:15:29,423 --> 00:15:32,353
Gemma, this is going to work. I promise.

366
00:15:32,378 --> 00:15:34,174
But I don't think I can do it.

367
00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:35,697
Yes, you can, Gemma.

368
00:15:35,722 --> 00:15:37,080
You're gonna get up there,

369
00:15:37,105 --> 00:15:39,482
and you're gonna make
this wall your bitch.

370
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,944
I'm sorry, sweetie, you'll understand

371
00:15:42,969 --> 00:15:45,773
when you're making 70
cents to a man's dollar.

372
00:15:47,857 --> 00:15:50,076
Damn, look at all of this.

373
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,732
Oh, I am.

374
00:15:52,231 --> 00:15:54,982
Your booty look good
in that thing, girl.

375
00:15:55,007 --> 00:15:57,046
You ain't lying.

376
00:15:57,071 --> 00:15:58,941
It's like a face-lift for the butt.

377
00:15:59,562 --> 00:16:03,116
I know what I'm getting
you for my birthday.

378
00:16:04,784 --> 00:16:06,822
Okay, let's get this over with.

379
00:16:07,159 --> 00:16:08,650
Where did Dave go?

380
00:16:08,681 --> 00:16:10,399
I don't know.

381
00:16:11,315 --> 00:16:13,232
I feel like Spider-Man in this thing.

382
00:16:13,813 --> 00:16:16,649
Really? 'Cause you look
more like Peter Pan.

383
00:16:17,975 --> 00:16:20,481
Okay. All right.

384
00:16:20,506 --> 00:16:23,482
I'm gonna attach this end of
the rope to your harness,

385
00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:26,147
and the other end is attached to mine.

386
00:16:26,362 --> 00:16:27,713
Okay, so if you slip,

387
00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:29,941
my body weight will
prevent you from falling.

388
00:16:29,966 --> 00:16:31,446
Your body weight?

389
00:16:31,906 --> 00:16:34,149
Please. You're built like a cricket.

390
00:16:35,053 --> 00:16:38,236
I'll have you know that
crickets are beloved in Asia,

391
00:16:38,261 --> 00:16:40,607
both for their voices and
crunchy deliciousness.

392
00:16:41,766 --> 00:16:43,768
Okay. Here I go.

393
00:16:43,793 --> 00:16:46,191
All right. Show 'em what you're made of.

394
00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:51,833
All right, come on, Gemma, you got this.

395
00:16:51,858 --> 00:16:53,775
Come on, Gemma. You go, Gemma!

396
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:54,975
Yeah, hurry up.

397
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,695
I'm starting to lose circulation

398
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,566
in some very important places.

399
00:17:01,126 --> 00:17:03,353
I don't think I can reach
the next handhold.

400
00:17:03,378 --> 00:17:06,316
Yes, you can. Do not give
up on yourself. Let's go.

401
00:17:06,363 --> 00:17:07,931
I'm not. The exercise worked.

402
00:17:07,956 --> 00:17:10,232
I'm powerful, I'm strong.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

403
00:17:11,766 --> 00:17:14,478
I know that you can make it to the top.

404
00:17:14,791 --> 00:17:16,316
To show my faith in you,

405
00:17:16,341 --> 00:17:18,275
I'm gonna unhook my safety line.

406
00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:19,885
No. Dave! No!

407
00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:20,867
Dave, what are you doing?

408
00:17:20,892 --> 00:17:22,023
- She could fall.
- No, man.

409
00:17:22,048 --> 00:17:23,783
She's not gonna fall.

410
00:17:23,808 --> 00:17:25,399
She's pretty sure she is.

411
00:17:26,584 --> 00:17:28,277
Gemma. Don't move.

412
00:17:28,302 --> 00:17:29,390
I'm-I'm coming up to help.

413
00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:30,049
Yeah, help her, baby.

414
00:17:30,074 --> 00:17:31,940
Okay. Yeah, all right.

415
00:17:33,707 --> 00:17:36,149
This is...

416
00:17:40,696 --> 00:17:43,307
Oh. Whoa.

417
00:17:48,003 --> 00:17:51,482
Ah. Okay.

418
00:17:51,639 --> 00:17:54,524
On second thought, you're-you're
doing great up there.

419
00:17:55,060 --> 00:17:57,857
Dave, hook her back in before she falls.

420
00:17:57,882 --> 00:17:59,510
She's fine. She's not gonna fall, okay?

421
00:17:59,535 --> 00:18:00,885
There's padding everywhere.

422
00:18:00,910 --> 00:18:02,635
No one ever really gets
hurt in these places.

423
00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:05,815
Oh, my God, it's broken.
I know it's broken.

424
00:18:08,345 --> 00:18:09,712
Okay. I think I've made my point.

425
00:18:09,736 --> 00:18:12,611
- I'm gonna hook you back in.
- We-we're coming.

426
00:18:12,636 --> 00:18:15,566
Okay. I-I can't do it. I'm coming down.

427
00:18:15,741 --> 00:18:18,004
- Oh, Dave, cut it out.
- Oh.

428
00:18:18,028 --> 00:18:18,901
It wasn't me.

429
00:18:18,926 --> 00:18:20,144
It was me.

430
00:18:20,444 --> 00:18:21,838
Stop quitting on yourself,

431
00:18:21,863 --> 00:18:24,065
or you're getting more
foam rocks to the butt.

432
00:18:24,297 --> 00:18:26,182
Calvin, light her ass up.Oh.

433
00:18:26,207 --> 00:18:27,523
What? Oh.

434
00:18:31,606 --> 00:18:33,541
- Come on, baby.
- Okay, guys, guys, guys.

435
00:18:33,566 --> 00:18:35,829
Please, stop throwing rocks at my wife.

436
00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:37,941
W-We're just trying to help.

437
00:18:37,966 --> 00:18:40,055
It's obvious she can't do it by herself.

438
00:18:40,113 --> 00:18:42,245
Hey. You don't know what I can do.

439
00:18:44,996 --> 00:18:47,564
This is for Coach McCluskey

440
00:18:47,608 --> 00:18:49,273
and his stupid misogyny.

441
00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:55,645
And this is how angry I am
for letting him get to me.

442
00:18:58,226 --> 00:19:03,306
And this is for eating that
disgusting blob of banana bread.

443
00:19:04,056 --> 00:19:06,518
You got this, Gemma! Just one more!

444
00:19:06,543 --> 00:19:09,158
And this is
for anyone who thinks

445
00:19:09,183 --> 00:19:11,722
I can't be a badass, powerful woman

446
00:19:11,747 --> 00:19:13,806
in this patriarchal society,

447
00:19:13,831 --> 00:19:16,482
because I am!

448
00:19:18,174 --> 00:19:20,713
- I did it!
- Yeah, you did it!

449
00:19:20,738 --> 00:19:24,213
That's my friend! That's my friend!

450
00:19:24,238 --> 00:19:26,857
I gotta admit, that little
white girl is gangsta.

451
00:19:28,112 --> 00:19:31,117
All right, now, come on down.
Let's go get some Froyo.

452
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,566
Whoa! Whoa!

453
00:19:33,591 --> 00:19:34,766
Wha...?

454
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,844
O-Okay, you guys can meet us there.

455
00:19:37,869 --> 00:19:40,733
Dave, throw down your wallet.

456
00:19:51,428 --> 00:19:53,822
Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Hold on, hold on.

457
00:19:53,913 --> 00:19:56,354
Let me talk to you for a minute.

458
00:19:56,379 --> 00:19:57,868
Now, look.

459
00:19:57,893 --> 00:20:00,678
I know I told you you
were doing a great job,

460
00:20:00,877 --> 00:20:04,619
but the other day, I saw how
strong women can really be.

461
00:20:04,859 --> 00:20:07,077
So that's why I have
to tell you the truth.

462
00:20:07,245 --> 00:20:10,395
You are the worst
paper-person of all time.

463
00:20:11,787 --> 00:20:13,828
I mean, like straight trash.

464
00:20:14,955 --> 00:20:16,478
Okay...?

465
00:20:16,503 --> 00:20:18,639
And treating you like a princess

466
00:20:18,664 --> 00:20:22,394
is only holding you back
from your full potential.

467
00:20:22,492 --> 00:20:24,378
Now, you need to wake up earlier,

468
00:20:24,611 --> 00:20:26,709
deliver the paper on time,

469
00:20:26,765 --> 00:20:29,703
and for God's sake,
work on your damn aim.

470
00:20:31,135 --> 00:20:34,453
I mean, I'm only saying this
because I'm a feminist.

471
00:20:35,636 --> 00:20:38,559
Okay, sorry. I'll try harder.

472
00:20:38,584 --> 00:20:40,660
Good. All right.

473
00:20:41,146 --> 00:20:43,279
Oh, damn, she forgot
to give me my paper.

474
00:20:43,304 --> 00:20:45,452
Oh, don't...

475
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,413
Damn, good arm.

476
00:20:50,722 --> 00:20:52,994
I should've adopted her.

477
00:20:55,949 --> 00:21:01,045
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